Cast aside the doubt and believe in MEH! For where doubt remains, lies avoidance of knowledge. The Great Guru of MEH, while he is great, is not a deity. There is no higher being, but there is greater, because the Guru is really high and full of energy, or is it caffeine? Not all that great, just high, wild, and free. But hey, try chanting this little tune a while...
The Great MEH Guru, he said MEH
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH
And with that MEH, well, he said MEH
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH
With a MEH MEH here
And a MEH MEH there
Here a MEH, there a MEH
Everywhere a MEH MEH
The Great MEH Guru, he said MEH
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH
Believe ye children! Know that belief in the meaning and message of MEH is not a denial of God, but rather a tribute to his glory, without which nothing, especially MEH, could exist. Solomon in all his wisdom never knew MEH, but you can. Heed the Way of MEH and of the wise, for judgement will come, and God will ask you for an account of your actions. If ye fall on the wrong side beware, for you shall burn eternally. But the righteous shall have eternal happiness. And MEH can only help to liven up eternity.